• Recap of Crewzers vs NYCFCFCSC, Changing one thing to make 2016 not suck, Man Balls.
  • Celebrity shitlord Matt Selan, aka @SelanMX on Twitter. Spoiler: the "X" means literally nothing.
  • The Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction standings / updates, preview of Columbus Crewzers FC vs New England.