• Segment 1
    -A new co-host is added to the show. Yay!
    -That new co-host is Greg Benson. Boo!
    -Columbus Crewzers FC come away with a point in Bridgeview. Does America care? The answer is obviously no, America does not care at all.
     
  • Segment 2
    -We get to know Greg a little bit better.
    -Greg's boring stories cause blood to pour out of Morgan and John's eye sockets.
    -John tries to breastfeed Greg, Morgan cuts to commercial.
     
  • Segment 3
    -Fake Anthony Precourt leaves a voicemail showing his support for ACES Radio.
    -ACES Radio leaves a return voicemail for real-life Anthony Precourt.
    -Talking about #TIFOSWEAT.
    -USMNT vs. Guatemala
    -American Outlaws is a pyramid scheme.