- The USMNT defeats Guatemala in Columbus, OH. Should games that matter to the United States ever be played anywhere other than MAPFRE Stadium? Ethan Finlay impresses his home fans, and is robbed of a goal by some shitlord referee. Is Gregg Berhalter the next head coach of the US men's team, and will the we make it through to the HEX?
- Getting to know Celebrity Fan Bryan Levin, who was already a little bit famous before coming on ACES Radio. Whatever, bro.
- Hey! The Crewzers actually have a game this weekend! We break down the Saturday night Not-Pioneer-Cup match against the Dallas Burn. John, Greg, and Morgan each offer up the hottest of takes, along with score predictions.
- BONUS SECRET CONTENT: We prank call a member of the front office, as is tradition.