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  1. Crewzers FC vs. Impact recap, Hot Takes galore. Shrek comes on earlier than scheduled to ruin everything. We briefly mention Robert Warzycha, then give out our Man Balls.
  2. The longest segment in the history of the world, featuring Celebrity Fan Srikanth Meka. I probably misspelled that.
  3. We read and react to your Hot Takes, both from Twitter and /r/TheMassive. Crew SC vs. NYCFC preview, update on prediction standings (SPOILER: Morgan is still winning), confidence colors, and predictions for the match against NYCFC.
  4. A bonus prank call made to Andy Loughnane from early in the 2015 season while we were driving back from Chicago in the middle of the night. John almost chokes to death on his own spit.