SEGMENT ONE: The panel uses their newly-acquired dry erase boards to give you their Top 3 Lists of various, like, things about Columbus Crew SC. Or something. This episode will be bad.
SEGMENT TWO: The panel uses their not newly-acquired wireless microphones to talk to the people of Columbus about various topics. You know how John is always talking about doing a Man-On-The-Street thing? Yeah, that's going to happen on segment two. This episode will be bad.