1. Recap of the win over Houston. What is a rivalry? Man Balls are given out. John Clem is in prison.

2. Horrible interview with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman, including details on his genitals, and how they compare to John's genitals.

3. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. #HateWeek 2016: Columbus Crewzers FC vs. the Fighting Capos of Plascadia. Predictions for the upcoming match against Seattle.